#7 Periods 101: Calling All Girls

Wow, you’re moody – it must be your time of the month! This article is a bit different to the others. Although periods are a common topic coming up frequently in the student newspaper, I haven’t yet attempted to write one because I have an uncontrollable habit of going into a level of detail thatContinue reading “#7 Periods 101: Calling All Girls”

#6 Petition to add a Wetherspoons into Selly Oak, Birmingham

According to Birmingham Mail, JD Wetherspoon has 40 pubs across the West Midlands. Not one of those is located in the very obvious place to put one; UoB’s student area. The demand for it is probably wild. I know everyone I’ve spoken to wants one, even the non-alcoholics. I’m bored of buying my £4.99 bottleContinue reading “#6 Petition to add a Wetherspoons into Selly Oak, Birmingham”

#4 Meghan Markle: The only woman you need in your life

One of the ideas this week for the uni newspaper was the negative portrayal of Meghan Markle in the media. I saw this and pounced on it immediately like a menstruating woman in Cadbury’s World, only to realise that some other bitch has already claimed this article! But in light of the mention of suchContinue reading “#4 Meghan Markle: The only woman you need in your life”

#3 Bring a friend for free: Gym classes and mental health at UoB

My uni (Brummmyyy, in case you forgot) is doing a bring a friend to gym classes for free offer. For the uni newspaper, my job is to report on why this is fucking fabulous, without using the impressive alliteration, ‘fucking fabulous’ in the actual uni article, and how it can benefit our mental health, becauseContinue reading “#3 Bring a friend for free: Gym classes and mental health at UoB”

#2 Skiers are posh w*nkers; Snowboarding is the way to go

There’s nothing better than flying down a mountain at 60.9 km/ hour (hell yeah that’s my top speed), next to your younger sister that’s just not quite as fast as you, with a breath-taking view of never-ending snowy mountains ahead. When I say flying, I mean snowboarding, obviously. You will never find me holding aContinue reading “#2 Skiers are posh w*nkers; Snowboarding is the way to go”

The Big Blog #1 (and quite possibly also the last)

This is essentially my version of a YouTube channel – yeah, I’m THAT bitch. Hiya, mate. I’m an English Language and Linguistics student at the uni of BRUMMAAY. Although I’ll whack anyone round the head that chats shit about my course, I will admit that I have a lot of time to spare these days,Continue reading “The Big Blog #1 (and quite possibly also the last)”